- Adam Silver: This has been a terrible time for all of us in the NBA, but frankly, it's been a great time for me, Commissioner Adam Silver. I have gotten more high-fives from random black people this week than any week in my life. And I have learned many wonderful new handshakes.
- Donald Sterling: Oh, she's a doll, what a doll. And I have it in writing that we only talk to each other in person, alone, in the desert, buck naked.