- [opening lines]
- Leo Dooley: Good news, guys. My mom called from the hospital and said Big D's doing much better. He's gonna make it.
- Bree Davenport: Awesome.
- Chase Davenport: Great.
- Leo Dooley: Yep. Soon he'll be back here making us all wish he was still unconscious.
- Bree Davenport: [about Donald's absence] I really miss him, although it has been nice having the hair spray all to myself.
- Chase Davenport: Um, actually, Adam's been using it, too. He's developing new hair styles for his arm pits. You wouldn't think it, but the ponytails are surprisingly cute.
- Adam Davenport: [having brought thirty of Krane's bionic soldiers into the Davenport home] Can we keep 'em? Most of 'em are potty trained. S-27's still a work in progress.
- Leo Dooley: You said he was doing better. That doesn't look better.
- Tasha Davenport: Of course he's better. Look at him. He's pale, lifeless, surrounded by technology... That's the guy I married.
- Chase Davenport: They're soldiers. They must have a natural tendancy to follow their leader, but with Krane gone they didn't have one until Adam showed up.
- Bree Davenport: What does that mean?
- Chase Davenport: They think Adam's their new leader.
- Bree Davenport: Great. Now they're more dangerous than they were under Krane.
- Leo Dooley: [Donald lies unconscious] Gotta say, sorry you're sick, but this is the most I've talked without you interrupting me.
- Donald Davenport: Leo, the human body was not meant to be tapped as an energy source.
- Leo Dooley: It's not meant to be bleached, plucked or tucked either, but that hasn't stopped YOU.
- Bree Davenport: Great. So, now there are forty bionic soldiers in our house. What are we going to do?
- Adam Davenport: There's only one thing we CAN do. BIONIC HOUSE PARTY!
- Tasha Davenport: Honey, is that a grey hair?
- Leo Dooley: Could be. I thought it was obvious, but you two really stresss me out.
- Leo Dooley: [now an old man and struggling to walk] Back in my day, places weren't so spread out.
- Tasha Davenport: Honey, your day was this morning.
- Agent Reed: Cuff 'em!
- Sebastian: GO!
- [as one, the bionic soldiers vanish into thin air]
- Agent Reed: What just happened?
- Donald Davenport: They geo-leaped away. See, essentially they can manipulate their molecular structure...
- Agent Reed: Short answer.
- Donald Davenport: They're gone.
- [Leo drinks a potentiel remedy]
- Donald Davenport: D'you feel any different?
- Leo Dooley: [long pause] Nope, but you're the ugliest nurse I have ever seen.
- Donald Davenport: Just think what a hundred bionic kids could do.
- Adam Davenport: Oh, don't make me think. Just tell me.
- Adam Davenport: Hey, dude. What's the best way to have fun?
- Sebastian: Do the opposte of what Chase says.
- Adam Davenport: Ah, I taught you well, grasshopper.