- Bob Belcher: Gene, why do you look like Dexy from Dexy's Midnight Runners?
- Gene Belcher: Because we're going on a train.
- Bob Belcher: Well, go put a shirt on.
- Bob Belcher: Next thing you know, you'll be telling me to go put on underwear.
- Bob Belcher: Put on underwear.
- Louise Belcher: Here we are stuck in here while that chocolate fountain sits underappreciated by drunken adults.
- Gene Belcher: It's being wasted on the wasted!
- Louise Belcher: I have a way, but it's going to be dangerous.
- Gene Belcher: Like eating a sandwich with toothpicks?
- Louise Belcher: Even more dangerous.
- Regular Sized Rudy: Like eating a bomb?
- Louise Belcher: In between.
- Regular Sized Rudy: Like eating a firecracker.
- Gene Belcher: [Wearing overalls without a shirt] Just call me Boxcar Gene.
- Bob Belcher: Gene, why are you dressed like Dexy's Midnight Runner? Go put on a shirt.
- Gene Belcher: Next you'll be telling me to put on underwear.
- Bob Belcher: Go put on underwear.
- Gene Belcher: Okay.