The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Locomotion Interruption (2014)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Anyway I talked you up to Don. He's the guy who'll be interviewing you.
Penny : Oh, I really appreciate this. I just hope I'm not in over my head.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You'll be fine. Just be yourself.
Penny : I wish I felt more confident.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I wouldn't put you up for this job if I didn't think you could handle it.
Penny : Oh thank you, but maybe I should cancel.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : It's too late to cancel. You're going.
Penny : But I don't know anything about pharmaceuticals.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, I understand. You want something you're really good at. I know. Why don't I get you a job at the "sitting around all day wearing yoga pants" factory?
Penny : They're comfortable.
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Penny : I don't have any experience in sales... unless you count the bikini car wash I did in high school, but you already made me take that off my resume.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : This job is a lot like being a waitress. Except instead of pushing the fish tacos because they're about to go bad, you'll be pushing our antidepressants before the FDA finds out they may cause rectal bleeding.
Penny : They do?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Maybe. Like our lawyers say, "The world is full of things that can cause a rectum to bleed."