Night Owls (I) (2015)

Adam Pally: Kevin

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• Madeline : You wanna have sex again?

  Kevin : What! No.

  Madeline : I know that look.

  Kevin : No.

  Madeline : You're tenacious.

  Kevin : Not interested.

  Madeline : You mean you've never ever wanted to fuck a starfish?

  Kevin : This is the least attractive thing I've seen you do.

  [Madeline moves her tongue in and out] 

  Kevin : Ugh.

• Kevin : You write really nicely.

  Madeline : How would you know that?

  Kevin : That suicide note really flowed.

  Madeline : It's mostly bumper sticker wisdom, you know. I have a gift.

• Dr. Newman : I need you to go to the kitchen, make a pot of coffee, pour a mug three quarters full, then you fill the rest with whiskey, and you need like a teaspoon of brown sugar in it, alright?

  Kevin : What! You want me to make an irish coffee?

  Dr. Newman : Whipped cream would be fantastic.

  [pause] 

  Dr. Newman : Go.

  [Kevin leaves. He looks at Madeline from top to bottom] 

  Dr. Newman : Well, she's got great feet.

• Madeline : Hey, he seduced both of us.

  Kevin : Yeah. Except, I only let him fuck me once. TWICE, if you count the one time I let him finish in my mouth.

  Madeline : AH! OH!

  Kevin : I had to. He's my boss.

  Madeline : Yeah. It was a wise business decision.