- Mary Hartman: As far as I'm concerned, you can have Tom if you want him.
- Mae Olinski: [gasps] Do you really mean that?
- Mary Hartman: Yes, I do. You see, I don't want him anymore, and there's no sense in letting him go to waste.
- Martha Shumway: My daughter the therapist.
- George Shumway: Well, you wanted her to have a profession.
- Martha Shumway: Yes, but not the world's oldest.