- Narration: This is the manifesto of Mother Monster. On G.O.A.T.. A Government Owned Alien Territory in space. A birth of magnificent and magical proportions took place. But the birth was not finite. It was infinite. As the wombs numbered. And the mitosis of the future began. It was perceived that this infamous moment in life is not temporal. It is eternal. And thus began the beginning of the new race. A race within the race of humanity. A race which bears no prejudice. No judgment. But boundless freedom. But on that same day. As the eternal mother hovered in the multiverse. Another more terrifying birth took place. The birth of evil. And as she herself split into two. Rotating in agony between two ultimate forces. The pendulum of choice. began its dance. It seems easy, you imagine. To gravitate instantly and unwaveringly towards good. But she wondered: How can I protect something so perfect without evil? It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M. Just put your paws up. 'Cause you were Born This Way, Baby
- Yakov Vasilyev: My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir
- Michael Caloz: It's only a movie! It's not funny. You were scared, weren't you? I wasn't that scared.
- [walks away]
- Michael Caloz: Yeah, you were scared.
- Michael Caloz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! What's your problem? Come on, I'll take your home.
- Yakov Vasilyev: Yakov Vasilyev: It's only a movie! Michael Caloz: It's not funny. Yakov Vasilyev: You were scared, weren't you? Michael Caloz: I wasn't that scared.
- [walks away]
- Yakov Vasilyev: Yakov Vasilyev: Yeah, you were scared.
- Michael Caloz: Michael Caloz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Yakov Vasilyev: What's your problem? Come on, I'll take your home.
- Yakov Vasilyev: Yakov Vasilyev: It's only a movie!
- Yakov Vasilyev: Yakov Vasilyev: What's your problem? Come on, I'll take your home.
- [last lines]
- Michael Caloz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
- Yakov Vasilyev: What's the problem? Come on, I'll take you home.
- Michael Caloz: [the full moon comes into view, Yakov starts reacting rather weird, and appears to cry whilst burying her face in his hands] Are you alright?
- Yakov Vasilyev: [Turns to face his with werewolf eyes and a growling voice] Go away!
- [He starts screaming as he sees him transform]