March Hare: How could I have been so conceited!
Alice: Don't feel bad. You just got carried away.
Mad Hatter: You are still the smartest hare in my book.
March Hare: Really?
Mad Hatter: Sure.
[Opens up his own dictionary]
Mad Hatter: See, under S for smart. That's your picture.
March Hare: Well, it sure wasn't very smart of me to think I didn't need my books.
Red Queen: That's the smartest thing you've said lately, Hare. So smart in fact, I have a question for you.
March Hare: Sorry, I'm out of the question answering business.
Red Queen: I don't care. My question is, do you want your Smarty-Pants Medal back?
March Hare: No way! I don't deserve it! I'm just a know-nothing!
White Rabbit: No, you're not a know-nothing. You're just a not-know-everything.
Red Queen: Listen to the Rabbit. He knows these things.
March Hare: Okay, so if I'm not a know-nothing, I'm at least a know-very-little.
Mad Hatter: No way are you a know-very-little!
Alice: You're at least a know-a-lot!
White Rabbit: Yes, and a know-a-lot still deserves a Smarty-Pants Medal.