The Neighbors (TV Series)

Close Encounters of the Bird Kind (2014)

Ian Patrick: Dick Butkus

Quotes 

• Max Weaver : Tag, you're it, Dick!

  Dick Butkus : We all know how this ends. I tag you, you tag me, I fall over and shatter my femur. Can we just cut to the chase?

• [Dick hosts a show from his clubhouse] 

  Bill Nye : Is this a real TV show?

  Dick Butkus : My friend, I've been asking myself that question for two seasons.