- [Danny and Tucker overhear Ben making an evil plan with Piper]
- Danny Wheeler: Are we going to ignore this?
- Tucker Dobbs: Yep.
- Danny Wheeler: Are we going to get blamed for this?
- Tucker Dobbs: Yep.
- Danny Wheeler: Are we going to call off the bet and declare me the winner?
- Tucker Dobbs: Nice try.
- [Piper is forced to tell the truth]
- Piper Stockdale: [to Riley] Oh my God, yes, it's my party. Yes, I'm drinking a beer. And yes, I made a sex tape.
- [Everyone gasps]
- Piper Stockdale: And yes, you probably didn't need to know that.
- [Riley catches Piper getting drunk at a party]
- Piper Stockdale: Oh, my God, is this beer? Well, now I'll never getting into heaven!