Matt Damon: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• [Matt is reading a Mean Tweet, written by @JimmyKimmel] 

  Matt Damon : Too bad they don't give an Oscar for blowing ass because Matt Damon would win every year. Go buy another zoo and live in it, Bourne I-Dickhead. #nodisrespecttobenaffleck

  Matt Damon : [notices that Jimmy is watching him]  Are you wearing yoga pants?

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : [embarrassed]  No.

  [Jimmy walks away] 

  Matt Damon : [to the audience]  He's wearing yoga pants.

  [cut to Jimmy] 

  Jimmy Kimmel - Host : That was uncalled for, especially that last one.