Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Rachel House: Topaz

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• Grandmaster : I love when you come to visit, 142. You keep bringing me just the best stuff. Whenever we get to talk to Topaz about Scrapper-142, what do I always say? She is, and it starts with a B.

  Topaz : Trash.

  Grandmaster : No. Not trash. Were you waiting to just call her that? It doesn't start with a B!

• Grandmaster : Revolution? How did this happen?

  Topaz : Don't know. But the Arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.

  Grandmaster : Ohhh! I don't like that word!

  Topaz : Mainframe?

  Grandmaster : No. Why would I not like "mainframe?" No, the "S" word!

  Topaz : Sorry, the "prisoners with jobs" have armed themselves.

  Grandmaster : Okay, that's better.

• Grandmaster : I'm upset! I'm very upset. You know what I like about being upset? Blame. Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. And you know who I'm blaming?

  Loki : Grandmaster, I...

  Grandmaster : Hey! Don't interrupt me!

  Topaz : [holds up a Melting Stick]  Here you go!

  Grandmaster : Why are you handing me the Melt Stick? He was interrupting. That's not a capital violation. My precious champion has come up missing and its all because of that Lord of Thunder. It's all because of him, YOUR brother - whatever the story is, adopted, or complicated, I'm sure there's a big history - and YOUR contender!

  Loki : My dear friend, if you were to give me twelve hours I could bring them both back to you.

  Valkyrie : I can do it in two.

  Loki : I could do it in one.

  Grandmaster : You know what? I woke up this morning thinking about a public execution. But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little "who's gonna get him first?" So you're on the clock!

• Topaz : [to Grandmaster]  We've located your cousin.

  Grandmaster : Huh?... Oh good!...

  [to Thor] 

  Grandmaster : You're going to love this!

  [to Carlo] 

  Grandmaster : Hey cuz... We couldn't find you! What, have you been hiding?

  Cousin Carlo : [Begging and whimpering]  No!... I'm sorry!

  Grandmaster : [Nodding sympathetically]  Mmhmm.

  [Makes hand gesture like Nazi from Schindler's List] 

  Grandmaster : Carlo, I pardon you.

  Cousin Carlo : [Nodding with clear relief]  Oh, thank you!

  Grandmaster : You're officially pardoned... from life!

  [Melts Carlo into bubbling blue mess and haze. The Grandmaster looks away in disgust] 

  Cousin Carlo : Aaauugh!

  [to Thor] 

  Cousin Carlo : Help me!

  Thor : [Watching this in wide-eyed horror]  Oh... my... GOD!

  Grandmaster : [Scrambling backwards]  I'm stepping it. I'm stepping in it! Look! Wow!

  Thor : Oh, the-the smell!

  Grandmaster : What does it smell like?

  Topaz : Burnt toast.