Sing (2016)
Beck Bennett: Lance
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Quotes
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Lance : [going over the song list given to Ash by Buster Moon] Man, these are like the cheesiest songs of all time!
Ash : I know right? I mean, I was thinking of writing my own song instead.
Lance : Wait, what? Your own song?
Ash : Well... Yeah.
Lance : Look, if you wanna win that money... Just do what the koala says.
Ash : Why, you think I can't write my own song?
Lance : Hey, I'm just saying. Not everyone can write songs, okay? I may make it look easy, babes, but no it's not!
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Buster Moon : And which one of you is the girl?
Ash : [deadpan] Ha, ha. Very funny.
Buster Moon : Loud and horrible, but shows promise. Welcome to the show.
Lance : Heh, cool. I guess we could hang.
Buster Moon : No, no. I just want her, not you.
Buster Moon : All right, the rest of the group acts, thank you so much.
[the animals sighs]
Buster Moon : Oh, don't feel bad, folks. There'll be a 10% discount on tickets for everyone!
Lance : Psh. Let's get outta here, Ash. Ash?
Ash : Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's go.
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Lance : [singing and strumming his guitar] I won't sell out for nobody, won't follow no fool.
Ash : Would you stop? I'd only be doing it for us.
Lance : [chuckles] Oh, really?
Ash : Yes, really. If I won that money, we could build our own recording studio, start our own label. I mean, the whole world would get to hear your songs.
Lance : [singing] I'm not listening to my girlfriend.
[Ash groans]
Lance : Cuz she just wants to sell out.
