- Batman: My suit is cool cause I made it myself. Daddy's boy! You got a stupid S on your chest, in case we could forget who you are.
- Superman: It's my people's symbol for hope.
- Batman: Hope starts with an H, stupid!
- Superman: Okay, stop!
- Batman: Face it. You're lame.
- Superman: You're wearing eye makeup!
- Batman: Fuck you! I didn't just inherit my abilities from a different fucking atmosphere! This air makes me strong! Ya fucking nerd. With your nerd hair!