CollegeHumor Originals (TV Series)
Batman and Superman Team Up (2013)
Pete Holmes: Batman
Photos
Quotes
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Batman : [crying] I was a boy. Now I'm a bat!
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Batman : My suit is cool cause I made it myself. Daddy's boy! You got a stupid S on your chest, in case we could forget who you are.
Superman : It's my people's symbol for hope.
Batman : Hope starts with an H, stupid!
Superman : Okay, stop!
Batman : Face it. You're lame.
Superman : You're wearing eye makeup!
Batman : Fuck you! I didn't just inherit my abilities from a different fucking atmosphere! This air makes me strong! Ya fucking nerd. With your nerd hair!