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Batman and Superman Team Up (2013)

Patrick Heusinger: Superman

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• Batman : My suit is cool cause I made it myself. Daddy's boy! You got a stupid S on your chest, in case we could forget who you are.

  Superman : It's my people's symbol for hope.

  Batman : Hope starts with an H, stupid!

  Superman : Okay, stop!

  Batman : Face it. You're lame.

  Superman : You're wearing eye makeup!

  Batman : Fuck you! I didn't just inherit my abilities from a different fucking atmosphere! This air makes me strong! Ya fucking nerd. With your nerd hair!

• Superman : I didn't base my alter-ego on the musical Newsies.

  Batman : Which Newsie did you base Clark Kent off of? Was it Crutchy?

  Superman : I'm not Crutchy.

  Batman : I'm getting a strong feeling that it was Crutchy.