Sean McGann: The Sugarcube Critic

Quotes 

• The Sugarcube Critic : Anyway, this episode is called "Mare in the Moon" on Hasbro's viewing guide, but here it's named "Friendship is Magic: Part 1." I guess they didn't want people to think this episode was a spoof of an Andy Kaufman biopic.

• Pinkie Pie : Surprise!

  The Sugarcube Critic : Wait a minute. That pink pony is from all those My Little Pony memes. Huh! Let's see if she's actually funny.

  Pinkie Pie : Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie and I threw this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you? Were you? Huh? Huh? Huh?

  [cut] 

  Pinkie Pie : That's silly! What kind of welcome party would this be if it were quiet? I mean, duh! Boring! You see, I saw you when you first got here, remember? You were all, "Hello!," as I was all, "Gasp!" Remember? You see, I never saw you before and I...

  The Sugarcube Critic : [ears plugged and eyes closed]  Okay, okay, that's enough! It might have been only fourteen seconds, but... that's enough!

  The Sugarcube Critic : [pauses, then slouches in chair] 

  The Sugarcube Critic : I hate this character. Actually, actually let me rephrase that. I hate this character... in Season One.

• The Sugarcube Critic : So, the lesson of today's episode is this: if someone says Edward Scissorhands is a tool of the devil, you should probably semi-believe her, because before you know it, Anthony Michael Hall ends up dead!

  [pause] 

  The Sugarcube Critic : Wait. But Edward was actually innocent. Huh.