- Donald Davenport: Your capsules have regenerative capabilities. They're crucial to your bionic infrastructures.
- Adam Davenport: Huh?
- Chase Davenport: [to Adam] Let me help you. CAPSULE - GOOD!
- Leo Dooley: [to Donald] You're also contractually obligated to say "Go go Global Pack-N-Ship" throughout your flight.
- Chase Davenport: [to Leo] It's gonna be hard for him. He's not used to promoting anything but himself.
- Chase Davenport: [as Donald prolongs him moment of departure] Why is he stalling?
- Leo Dooley: Doesn't really matter to me. I have the launch button.
- Principal Perry: Is he dead?
- Chase Davenport: No.
- Principal Perry: Am I dead?
- Leo Dooley: Unclear but... just to be safe, we should probably proceed with a burial.
- Principal Perry: [to Adam] Lurch, come with me. There's something under the bleachers I need dug up and reburied.
- Donald Davenport: I still can't believe you only landed one sponsor, Leo.
- Leo Dooley: Hey, you're lucky I got ONE. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get a sponsor for an old guy who thinks he can fly?
- Bree Davenport: Okay, how many pounds of gum can one school possibly chew?
- Adam Davenport: It's Saturday. I'm not doin' math.
- Chase Davenport: Adam, that's not a tote bag. That's the parachute that fell from Mr. Davenport's jet wing. We gotta find a way to get this to him.
- Adam Davenport: Well, why don't we just give it to him when he lands?
- Tasha Davenport: Why aren't you saving him? Can't any of you fly? What do you do in that basement all day?
- [Perry commandeers Bree and Adam for school janitor duty on a Saturday]
- Bree Davenport: This isn't fair.
- Principal Perry: Yeah, well neither is payin' for twelve donuts when you've only sucked the jelly out of one of 'em.
- Adam Davenport: Don't you have janitors to do this stuff for you?
- Principal Perry: Yeah, but they're at my house tryin' to make something look like... an accident.
- Leo Dooley: Okay, we've got some serious problems. Adam's heat vision's glitching out, and Bree's bouncing off the walls, and I saw Principal Perry's bare feet - and can I just say... AHHHHHH!
- Donald Davenport: Well, it's only a matter of time before your bionics go haywire.
- Adam Davenport: Do you know when, exactly? 'cause I have a haircut on Tuesday, and if I glitch in the chair I'm just gonna end up lookin' like THAT train wreck.
- [indicates Chase]
- Chase Davenport: Look, I get it! I'm short, I look like a lady golfer, and I have a terrible haircut! What else you got?
- Adam Davenport: How long do you have?