Rowena and Precious, with the help of Hansraj and Bobby Kennedy, go to town on pageant applications and submissions only to learn it's not as easy as it seems.
Rowena enlists the help of Jersey Pageant Coach Extraordinaire "Sass Machine" along with his assistant, former Pageant Contestant Debbie Dugood to help her and her beloved Pomeranian Precious excel at pageantry.
Rowena and Precious get in touch with releasing negative energy (in order to allow pageant acceptance) through alternative healing methods with the help of Placenta, a spiritual healer.
Rowena and Precious, with the help of therapist Honey Chambers (yes, that's her real name), break through negative blocks using some innovative therapy techniques including mirror work.