- Reggie Jackson: Tonight's the night, Dick. It's finally gonna happen!
- Dick Butkus: Someone on 'America's Got Talent' is actually gonna have talent?
- Larry Bird: It seems like we're scared of everything now.
- Jackie Joyner-Kersee: Except for global warming. That sounds made up.
- Debbie Weaver: Guys! You're over-reacting.
- Larry Bird: Well, of course we are. It's kind of our thing.