Stan & Ollie (2018)
John C. Reilly: Oliver Hardy
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Quotes
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Oliver Hardy : I'll miss us when we're gone.
Stan Laurel : So will you.
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Oliver Hardy : [to Stan] Je ne regrette rien. And you shouldn't regret rien, either.
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[Stan and Oliver have reached the top of the station staircase. Stan has one large trunk in one hand]
Oliver Hardy : What time's our train?
Stan Laurel : 8.05.
Oliver Hardy : What time is it now?
Stan Laurel : Hold this.
[Ollie takes a small suitcase that Stan was holding in his other hand. The trunk slides all the way to the bottom of the staircase]
Oliver Hardy : Do we really need that trunk?
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Oliver Hardy : I knew.
Stan Laurel : Well, why didn't you tell me you knew?
Oliver Hardy : I thought you already knew I knew.
Stan Laurel : How could I know that you knew I knew?
Oliver Hardy : What would my line be here?
Stan Laurel : Uhm, now I know you knew, but I thought you knew I knew, but you were pretending not to know I knew.
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Oliver Hardy : Well, we'd like to finish now with a little dance.
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Oliver Hardy : You're not leaving, are you, Stan? We've got some shows to do.
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Oliver Hardy : What are all these Romans doing here?
Stan Laurel : I don't know. Maybe there's a sale at the Forum.
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Oliver Hardy : Have you heard from Muffin?
Stan Laurel : Miffin.
Oliver Hardy : Miffin? Is that really his name?
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Stan Laurel : How about I just punch you right on the nose? I haven't done that for a long time.
Oliver Hardy : Can I poke you in the eye?
Stan Laurel : You could wring my neck.
Oliver Hardy : I think I'd rather poke you in the eye.
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Stan Laurel : You'll be fine, Babe. Just lay off the horses, and don't get married again.
Oliver Hardy : Oh, I didn't tell you. I proposed to Lucille.
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Hal Roach : What are you looking for, Stan?
Stan Laurel : I'm looking for a fair price for a Laurel & Hardy picture, and you know it. Our pictures sell all around the world and we haven't got a dime.
Hal Roach : That's because you keep getting divorced!
Stan Laurel : No, it's because you're a cheapskate who got rich off our backs.
Oliver Hardy : Come on now, Stan...
Stan Laurel : He is, he's a cheapskate, a skinflint and a - and a parvenu.