- Barney Stinson: You're moving to Chicago? Is that even a real place? It's a style of pizza. Ted, you can't live in a pizza.
- Tracy McConnell: This is my band. I started it. And if anyone is getting fired here, it's you, Darren. So hit the bricks, s-skunk... junk.
- [to Linus]
- Tracy McConnell: Is that even a little bit intimidating?
- Linus: Nope, and the knitting's not helping.
- Tracy McConnell: I'm sorry, I just met this baby and he needs a hat.
- Linus: What? You can't fire Darren. He gets how hilarious and adorable I am. Plus it is so inspiring how he overcame his mother being eaten by a barracuda.
- Tracy McConnell: Gah! It's Finding Nemo. That's new. There's no defeating the devil. New plan. Linus, if at any point tonight you see me with an empty glass...
- Linus: Kennedy package. It's a very popular choice this weekend.
- [Hands Tracy her drink]
- Tracy McConnell: Thank you, Linus.
- Marshall Eriksen: At the reception, I'll yell, "The lead singer sucks skunk junk" after every song. I'll come up with something better than "skunk junk". No, no, "skunk junk" is pretty solid.
- Tracy McConnell: You can't yell that at the lead singer because I don't suck skunk junk.
- [baby Marvin Eriksen is heard to say "skunk junk"]
- Marshall Eriksen: For the record... his first word was "Mommy".
- Darren: [to Linus] Hey, can I get some ice? The best man just punched me in the face for no reason!
- [Tracy scoffs]
- Darren: Oh, that's funny to you? You know what? I quit. You can have your stupid band back. I miss being in a band where people are decent to each other, and there's no drama. I'm going back to the new Guns N' Roses!
- [Storms out]
- Tracy McConnell: Linus, whoever that best man is, I would like to buy him a double of your finest scotch.