- Robert Bettencourt: Wait, the "Great Latino Hope" doesn't speak Spanish?
- Andy Guzman: Awkward, right? My parents thought an accent would hold me back, so no one spoke Spanish at home.
- Robert Bettencourt: I hear you on that one, man. My house was an Ebonics-free zone. Strictly enforced.
- Andy Guzman: Really? That's amazing. No "¿Qué pasas?" for me. No "'s up, dogs?" for you. How'd the hell did we survive?
- Robert Bettencourt: We became Republicans.