- Adriana: [Adriana answers the door. Gil John is drinking coffee nearby] Hi, you must be here about the housekeeping job.
- Maddie Biggs: [Indignant] I'm Mrs. Biggs.
- Adriana: Mrs. B... Oh, my God. ¿Que pena? I'm so embarrassed. Gil John, it's your wife.
- [Gil John approaches Adriana and Maddie]
- Adriana: I'm so sorry, I didn't have my contact lenses in so I didn't see the resemblance.
- Maddie Biggs: The what?
- Adriana: [Flustered, speaking really fast] Oh, my God, no, not the resemblance. You're not related. I mean, you are related, but you're not related. Well, you are related. I just...
- [Maddie sighs in frustration]
- Adriana: You're not relat... you're related.
- Maddie Biggs: Pssst!
- [Closes her hand to signal Adriana to stop talking]
- Tammy: [Regarding shopping trip with Senator Laffer's staffer Julie to purchase more conservative clothing] We found some darling jackets and some cute, little ruffled cross-over tops
- [whispering]
- Tammy: that don't show anything.
- Louis Laffer: That new "Nicole Miller" line.
- Tammy: Yes! How did you know?
- Aaron Stimson: [Regarding Robert's matchmaking with him and Tammy] I mean, she's smart and good-looking and all; she's just really, really white.
- Robert Bettencourt: And I have to assume that you noticed that going in.
- Aaron Stimson: No, like scary white. Prohibitively white. Like sweaters, frisbees and camping and Michael Bublé white.
- Camila: I'm a visiting professor from the University of Barcelona.
- Andy Guzman: That's great.
- Camila: [Chuckles] What is? That I'm a professor, or from Barcelona?
- Andy Guzman: That you're visiting.