- Detective Jay Halstead: I don't like being the guy you use to get a rise out of your father figure.
- Erin Lindsay: You wish I was using you.
- Detective Jay Halstead: Oh, I'm serious. You have issues. You need to work them out. Work them out without me.
- Erin Lindsay: I repeat, we haven't done anything, and if you want to keep it that way...
- Detective Jay Halstead: Hey, that'd be great.
- Erin Lindsay: Alright, perfect.
- Detective Jay Halstead: Fantastic.
- Erin Lindsay: You done?
- Detective Jay Halstead: I was done long before this conversation started.
- Erin Lindsay: Really? Then shut up.
- Officer Adam Ruzek: Alvin, you're not listening to me.
- Detective Alvin Olinsky: Well, you talk so much it's hard to know when I'm supposed to listen and when I can just tune out.