Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

Of Rats and Men (2014)

Greg Cipes: Michelangelo

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Quotes 

• Michelangelo : [eating ice cream]  So, I wonder what happened to Master Splint - AAAHH! BRAIN FREEEEEZZZEE!

• Michelangelo : [sees the cat]  Can we keep her?

  Donatello : You know, Master Splinter IS a rat.

  Casey Jones : Yeah! What if that cat goes nuts and attacks him? She could eat off his body for months!

  Donatello : You know, there is something SERIOUSLY wrong with you.

• Rat King : You're mine now, Splinter. Destroy your sons, one by one!

  Michelangelo : Forget that, Rat King! Ice Cream Kitty awaaaaayyyy!

  [hurls Ice Cream Kitty at the Rat King, who freaks out at it] 

  Donatello : Is that April's cat?

  Michelangelo : Absolutely!... Not.

• [Mikey puts Ice Cream Kitty in a freezer] 

  Michelangelo : Don't worry, my little friend. This will keep you from melting, until I use my scientific genius to figure something out...

  [Kitty licks Mikey] 

  Michelangelo : You taste so good, my little ice cream kitty...

  [licks Kitty back] 

• Michelangelo : [accidentally feeds the cat mutagen]  What have I done?

  [the cat mutates into a creature made of ice cream] 

• [Ice Cream Kitty decks a giant rat] 

  Michelangelo : Ice Cream Kitty, you're my hero!... And you taste so good!

• Michelangelo : [punches a giant rat]  Smell the cheeeesse... SMELL THAT CHEESE!... C'mon, smell it!

• Michelangelo : Are you ready for the most dangerous, crucial mission of your life?

  Ice Cream Kitty : Meow!

  Michelangelo : Awww, kitty... Then let's do this!

• Leonardo : I don't know, Master Splinter... This doesn't seem fair...

  Splinter : [blindfolded]  I assure you, it is not.

  [Splinter and Leo duel... and Splinter trounces him] 

  Splinter : Blind fighting is more than just honing your other senses. It is about perception, and giving the illusion of control. You may think you have the upper hand in the situation... you do not!

  [Mikey and Raph laugh at Leo] 

  Michelangelo : Looks like someone needs a shower...

  Raphael : How's that floor taste, Lame-O-Nardo?

  Splinter : [whacks Raph and Mikey]  It is not hard to sense loud mouths.