- Consulate guy: Where you listed employment, some of you wrote Family Guy and others wrote The Family Guy. Which is it?
- Peter Griffin: [sighing] It's Family Guy.
- Tricia Takanawa: Tom, I'm standing here at Boston's Logan Airport, where some of the same security people who let the terrorists on the plane are still gainfully employed.
- Lois Griffin: I'm tired of you being such a stick in the mud.
- Peter Griffin: Is that some sort of gay slur?
- Peter Griffin: Lois, I never saw you so happy as when you were feeding those birds at the fountain. So here's a loaf of bread and a whole room full of pigeons.