The UnMiracle (2017)
Brett Houdek: Officer Robert 'Bob' Mackenzie
Quotes
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Officer Robert Mackenzie : Man, you know, being a Bible thumper and a straight edge, whew, can't make you very popular, can it?
Arin : Well, as I recall, JC wasn't particularly popular, either. I also remember that the cops of that era nailed Him to a piece of wood for speaking truth to power.
Officer Robert Mackenzie : Look, kid, I'm not in the crucifixion business, all right? All I want is the truth.
Arin : That's exactly what they told JC.
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Officer Robert Mackenzie : [finding Mike in a bad way] Is there someone I could call to come over and be with you?
Mike : [coyly] How 'bout some strippers?
Officer Robert Mackenzie : Uh, how 'bout your wife?