- Principal Skinner: I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly dehighhorsed
- Lisa Simpson: That isn't a word.
- Principal Skinner: Ooh, back on the saddle she climbs.
- Homer Simpson: Why aren't you making new friends?
- Bart Simpson: What's wrong with the ones I have now?
- Milhouse Van Houten: I finally got that M&M out of my inner ear. I was right, it was a green one.
- Homer Simpson: [Thinking] Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear. Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear.
- [Santa's Little Helper jumps and takes M&M, which remains in his tongue]
- Homer Simpson: [Thinking] Don't eat it, it's been in the boy's ear and the dog's mouth. Don't eat it...
- [Camera pulls back to show the M&M in Homer's tongue]
- Marge Simpson: Oh, for Pete's sake!
- [Takes M&M out of Homer's mouth and puts it back in Milhouse's ear]
- Isabel Gutiérrez: In case you haven't guessed, Lisa, I'm a Republican.
- Lisa Simpson: A Lincoln Republican?
- Isabel Gutiérrez: Not really.
- Lisa Simpson: Reagan Republican?
- Isabel Gutiérrez: Keep going.
- Lisa Simpson: First President Bush?
- Isabel Gutiérrez: Getting there.
- Lisa Simpson: Oh, dear God.
- Superintendent Chalmers: That girl's got the election in the bag. I'd bet a baloney sandwich on it.
- Principal Skinner: Too rich for my blood, sir.
- Superintendent Chalmers: You can fog a mirror, Skinner, but I wouldn't call you alive.
- Krusty the Clown: Move over! I know how to talk to kids: we want to give you a little present, a tainted victory that will haunt you forever.
- Lisa: Listen, I'm really sorry about...
- Isabel Gutiérrez: No, it's okay. My mom says you're just going through a liberal phase.
- Lisa: What? My mom says you're going through a conservative phase.
- Isabel Gutiérrez: There's no such thing. Conservatives only get more conservative.
- Marge: Isabel's only eight. As she grows up, surprising things will happen to her body... of beliefs.
- Bart: Ay, caramba!
- Isabel Gutiérrez: Do you even know what that means?
- Bart: There's a caramba in my eye?
- Isabel Gutiérrez: It's the Spanish version of "Hot damn!"
- Bart: Ay, caramba!