- Mike Biggs: At the rate Me and Molly are paying down our debt, our first home's gonna be a nursing home.
- Samuel: Boo-hoo. My credit rating is so bad, I can't even get into debt.
- Helen: [Employment counsellor tries to get Molly to be realistic about her job prospects] Do you mind if we get real for a second?
- Molly Flynn: Realer than that?
- Helen: Here it is. We're all screwed. If you don't have money now, you are never getting any. Because the 3 guys that have it all are not sharing.