Carpe Diem: European Escapade (2015)

Collin McDowell: Jack Card

Quotes 

• Jenny : Napoleon Bonaparte?

  Jack Card : I'd bone a part of that...

• Julia Williams : Well, say goodbye to London. What did you guys think of it?

  Jack Card : Good women, better liquor.

• Jack Card : [takes a bite of haggis]  I think my stomach just declared jihad on Scotland.

• Jack Card : I came here to find a 5'7" french girl with a schoolgirl fetish who wants to get some extra credit from her new English Teacher.

• Jack Card : Life, virility, and the pursuit of short skirts! Is that too much to ask?

• Julia Williams : Yes, I love him.

  Jack Card : Then don't let him get away.