Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Dawn of the Commercials (2013)

Greg Sestero: Mark

Quotes 

• Wicked Witch of the West : [the Wicked Witch is lighting up some candles]  It's hot in here and I like you very much, lover boy!

  Mark : [Camera cuts to the other person in the room revealing to be Mark from The Room]  Well, I mean the candles, the music, the sexy dress... what's going on here?

  Wicked Witch of the West : Don't you like me? I'm your girl.

  Mark : What are you doing this for?

  Wicked Witch of the West : I want you.

  Mark : What do you mean?

  Wicked Witch of the West : I want your body.

  Mark : Don't follow.

  Wicked Witch of the West : I-I want to have sex with you.

  Mark : Totally lost.

  Mark : [Frustrated]  Listen here, you bizarre man who has a picture of a spoon on his wall for some reason! I. Want. Your. Balls!

  Mark : Oh, now I get it.

  [Both smile; cut to the Wicked Witch looking frustrated as it's revealed that the two wound up tossing a football around] 

  Mark : [Before leaving]  Hey, this is sexual harassment and I don't need to take it.

  Wicked Witch of the West : [Long pause; confused]  What just happened?