- Sally Wilcox: [singing to the tune of Jingle Bells] Sinter Klaus...
- Sally Wilcox, Brandon: [together] ... Sinter Klaus, on his way around, You'd better be good or at least okay or he'll drag you out of town. On his sleigh, on his cold ice shelf, Way up in the North Pole, He'll turn you into a Christmas elf If you don't do as you're told.
- Watch Waverly: My mom says I'm smart but other kids, teachers, even Sally and Adam, all they see is a kid on the autism spectrum.
- Watch Waverly: I've a million questions. It'd take forever to answer them all.
- Tira: Forever is within our reach.
- Moorpark: The No-Ones.
- Sally Wilcox: The No-Ones?
- Moorpark: That's what Lavinia Templeton called them. Their lust for power destroyed their own dimension. Those who remain are formless parasites looking for new hosts to control.
- Watch Waverly: What are you doing?
- Sally Wilcox: Lurking behind equipment. What are you doing?
- Watch Waverly: Saving a race of interdimensional refugees.
- Sally Wilcox: Wrong. You're helping an army of invading parasites.
- Sally Wilcox: What is up with you? D'you help all girls who want to conquer the Earth or just the pretty ones?
- Adam Freeman: What're you doing?
- Watch Waverly: At the risk of sounding melodramatic, callin' down the thunder.