- Jim Lahey: Looks like Cyrus got Julian good. You know the nice thing about assholes? Someone always comes along to wipe 'em up.
- Bubbles: [Reading the eulogy written by Ricky at his father's funeral] Ricky's a little too upset, understandably so. I'm going to read the words that he prepared. "My dad wasn't always right, but he acted like he was. And that's the most important thing to be 'thunk' of. My dad was awesome and if you don't like him, you can fuck off."