- Damon Salvatore: [pouring everyone shots for their drinking game] Rule number one, think of the worst thing Katherine Pierce has ever done to you. Rule number two, toast to the glory of her impending death. Rule number three, if you come across something that's worse - which you will - repeat rules one and two. She pretended to be buried in a tomb for 145 years while I waited for her lying ass.
- Caroline Forbes: Don't you have a dying girl to go punish for all of her sins?
- Klaus: I do. But I won't... for you.
- Caroline Forbes: So you came all the way to Mystic Falls just to back off when I ask you to?
- Klaus: No. No. I came all the way to Mystic Falls to gloat over a corpse to be, as you so poetically put it, but I will leave minus the gloating in return for one small thing.
- Caroline Forbes: And what is that?
- Klaus: I want your confession.
- Caroline Forbes: My confession? I din't do anything... Confession about what?
- Klaus: Me. As soon as we're done here, I'm gonna walk away, and I'm never coming back. You'll never again have to look me in the eye and cover our connection with hostility and revulsion. You'll never have to loathe the darkest parts of yourself that care fore in spite of all I've done. I will be gone, and you will be free. I just... Want you to be honest with me.
- Caroline Forbes: [almost pleading] I'm in college. I'm building a life for myself. I have plans and a future and things that I want, and none of those things involve you. Okay? None of them.
- Klaus: I see.
- Caroline Forbes: No, you don't Because yes, I cover our connection with hostility. Because, yes, I hate myself for the truth. So if you promise to walk away like you said an never come back, then, yes, I will be honest with you... I will be honest with you about what I want.
- Klaus: I will walk away and I will never come back. I promise.
- Elena Gilbert: I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Your life made you that way. You lost everyone that you cared about way too young, and you didn't have a family that looked after you. Sound familiar?
- Katherine Pierce: [weakly] Is this the... "We're not so different you and I" doppelgänger speech? Because I'd be happy to skip it.
- Elena Gilbert: I'll save it for the funeral we probably won't have for you.
- Katherine Pierce: Perfect.
- Elena Gilbert: I just wanted to get the forgiveness part out. It's part of me that I... I never want to lose.
- Katherine Pierce: Good for you. Now maybe you can help a girl out and give me one more syringe, and if anyone's gonna plunge a needle in me one last time, may as well be you. Symmetry and all that. Elena... Thank you for your forgiveness.
- Caroline Forbes: [everybody's listing the crimes Katherine committed against them...] She did kill me. Although weirdly I'm better off.
- Caroline Forbes: Hello? Is no-one gonna comment on the fact that Stefan slept with Katherine? I mean, that's kind of a big deal.
- Jeremy Gilbert: Doesn't matter. We've all slept with our fair share of bad choices.
- Bonnie Bennett: No offense taken.
- Jeremy Gilbert: No, wait. Obviously not you.
- Caroline Forbes: [stops in her tracks] Bonnie Bennett...! Wait, did you two...? And you didn't tell me?
- Bonnie Bennett: I didn't think I was obligated.
- Caroline Forbes: [hopping about with excitement] Of course you were obligated. You're my best friend. Oh, my God, does Elena know that her little brother...?
- Bonnie Bennett, Jeremy Gilbert: No.
- Caroline Forbes: Ah! Scandalous sex! Even better!
- [scoffs]
- Caroline Forbes: Oh, God, how am I the only person on the planet who's not having scandalous sex?
- Jeremy Gilbert: [didn't want to hear all that] Why don't we split up and think about that?
- Caroline Forbes: Good idea. We'll cover more ground that way.
- Katherine Pierce: [as Stefan chuckles] What?
- Stefan Salvatore: You know, even on your deathbed, you're vain.
- Katherine Pierce: Hey. If a girl's gotta go, I may as well be glamorous, right?
- Katherine Pierce: [Liz asked if Damon had heard from Elena, Damon answered they're not on speaking terms] Didn't you hear, Sheriff? He was so afraid to dirty her...
- [sighs]
- Katherine Pierce: white dove feathers that he let her little wings fly free. And it was all my fault. Oops.
- Elena Gilbert: [tray with food brought to her bed] What's this?
- Caroline Forbes: This is your breakup breakfast.
- Elena Gilbert: My what?