Modern Family (TV Series)
The Late Show (2013)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Manny Delgado : I've never seen you so excited about a restaurant.
Jay Pritchett : I've waited six weeks for this reservation. They have an Australian wagyu beef that's supposed to change your life.
Manny Delgado : In the way heart disease changes your life?
Jay Pritchett : Because *you're* a pillar of health. They only feed this cow alfalfa, barley and red wine, and some chef hand-picks each cut, dry ages it 35 days before cooking it to a perfect medium-rare, all for me.
Manny Delgado : Doesn't the wine make the cow drunk?
Jay Pritchett : It's not 'The Far Side'. The cow doesn't drive anywhere.
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Claire Dunphy : See, Phil? They don't let Manny stay home alone. Why do you think Haley's there?
Jay Pritchett : Actually, we let Manny stay home all the time. And sometimes, he makes cupcakes, which I could use one about now... or a potato.
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Jay Pritchett : Gloria!
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : What?
Jay Pritchett : [Forcing himself to be calm] I think the new earrings are really gonna tie your whole outfit together.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : You're so sweet!
Manny Delgado : Wow. That was very mature of you.
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, well, I'm a lot older now than when she started getting dressed.
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Jay Pritchett : They even played my favorite song.
[Midnight Train to Georgia]
Jay Pritchett : A train I'd never make..unless I told Gloria it left at 11:00.
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Jay Pritchett : Last night, I had the greatest meal I've ever had, and it never would have happened if Gloria hadn't gotten us kicked out of that snooty restaurant.