Modern Family (TV Series)
The Late Show (2013)
Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy
Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : Stick around if you want to see your mom's tongue fall out of her mouth.
Haley Dunphy : Not unless you want to see my lunch fall out of mine.
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Phil Dunphy : If he's old enough to watch 'The Walking Dead' with me...
Claire Dunphy : He's not.
Phil Dunphy : ... he's old enough to stay home alone.
Claire Dunphy : He's not.
Phil Dunphy : Claire, he's not a little boy anymore.
[Luke falls from leaning back on the stool]
Luke Dunphy : I'm fine!
Phil Dunphy : See how deep his voice is?
[Claire leaves, Phil rushes to Luke]
Phil Dunphy : Are you okay?
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Phil Dunphy : What are you doing?
Claire Dunphy : Making sure Luke knows what to do in case of emergency.
Phil Dunphy : Of course he does!
Luke Dunphy : [Claire activates the smoke alarm] Someone's at the door!
Phil Dunphy : Luke, it's just your mom testing you.
Luke Dunphy : Don't worry, Mom. If I hear that whole you're gone, I won't answer. I'll just hide where no one can find me.
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Phil Dunphy : Well, do you like this suit? I wouldn't know because all you said was 'It's tight', and not in a cool black way.