Lab Rats (TV Series)

Not So Smart Phone (2014)

Maile Flanagan: Principal Perry

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• Principal Perry : [sudden realization]  None of this junk will make me happy. What really matters in life is... treating people poorly for my own amusement - and nothing makes me feel more complete than doing it to you twerps. Mmm.

  Bree Davenport : What a wonderful life lesson.

  Principal Perry : Yeah. Guess I'm not gonna retire after all. It's back to my original plan of working till I drop and then getting stuffed and mounted over the gym door.

  Leo Dooley : You know what's weird? I kinda wanna see that.

• Principal Perry : If cooking your dinner in the same vat of water you bathe in is inappropriate, then I don't wanna be "appropriate!"

• Principal Perry : Morning, sewer sacks!

• Principal Perry : If I cared about shaping our youth, I'd still be teaching swim lessons down at the swamp. Hey, a kid sees a gator comin', he'll swim!