"The Vampire Diaries" Handle with Care (TV Episode 2013) Poster

Candice King: Caroline Forbes

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  • Dr. Wes Maxfield : You're oddly calm. Which only adds to my confusion and terror.

    Caroline Forbes : Sorry. I spaced.

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : You spaced? Caroline, I would have bled to death.

    Caroline Forbes : You know what? I just broke up with my boyfriend. My heart is in pieces. Excuse me for having a moment.

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : My apologies. Is the moment over?

    Caroline Forbes : Yes, it is. Now answer my questions truthfully.

    [compels him] 

    Caroline Forbes : What is the secret society?

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : It's called Augustine.

    Caroline Forbes : Augustine? I never heard of it.

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : That's the whole point.

    Caroline Forbes : How do you become a member?

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : Most recruits are legacies. But some of us were chosen for our extraordinary talents.

    Caroline Forbes : And what is your extraordinary talent?

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : Being brilliant.

    Caroline Forbes : Not to mention that you're willing to lie on autopsy reports, like my roommate's. You knew that she was killed by a vampire. Is that why you covered up her death?

    Dr. Wes Maxfield : No. I covered up her death because it wasn't just any vampire. It was the Augustine vampire.

    Caroline Forbes : Hang on. Okay, so your creepy elitist society also has their own vampire? Who is it?

  • Caroline Forbes : [entering her and Elena's dorm room]  I don't wanna know if Tyler called, so don't even tell me. Do you wanna do small appliances or toiletries? I mean, I'd compel a cute boy to pack for us, but I don't think I want to see a cute boy ever again. Except for Jesse, who's conveniently not answering his phone.

    Katherine Pierce : [it's not Elena in the room]  Uh, we're moving out?

    Caroline Forbes : Hello! Dr. Maxfield thinks we're vampires. You know, threatened to expose us. Told us to drop out.

    Katherine Pierce : That sucks.

    [too late, realizes she didn't disguise her voice] 

    Caroline Forbes : [has her enemy by the throat]  What the hell are you doing in my dorm, Katherine?

    Katherine Pierce : [struggling for breath]  I just need a place to crash.

    Caroline Forbes : What? I loathe you!

    Katherine Pierce : I'm desperate, okay? Damon kicked me out, Stefan doesn't remember me, and I just spend my last twenty dollars on a meal that I didn't even get to enjoy.

    Caroline Forbes : Aw. And how is any of this my problem?

    Katherine Pierce : Look at you! Moving out? Giving up? That's very un-Caroline of you. You need me, bad.

    [Caroline lets go, and Katherine coughs] 

    Katherine Pierce : In exchange for a place to stay, and Elena's meal card, I will help you deal with Dr.

    [shakes her head, forgot the name] 

    Katherine Pierce : Whoever.

    Caroline Forbes : Dr. Maxfield. He teaches bio.

    Katherine Pierce : [snickers]  I'm sorry, what? You're scared of a teacher? Oh, honey, you really need to take a crash course on Villain 101. Luckily for you, I have an honorary doctorate.

    [as Caroline glares at her:] 

    Katherine Pierce : What do you say, roomie?

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