Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Chloe Butler and Monique Gaxiola (2013)
Colin Mochrie: Self
Quotes
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Hollywood Director", the current style is used car salesmen]
[after Colin yells cut]
Ryan Stiles : I've never bought a used car before, I don't really...
Colin Mochrie : Have you done ANYTHING? Do you have ANY life experience?
Ryan Stiles : I just got out of the joint!
Colin Mochrie : All right, then you'll be great with this one: Do it like pro wrestlers.
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director", set in a "Star Wars" scene] Cut cut cut cut cut.
Ryan Stiles : I'm not sure of the characters, I've never seen the movie.
Colin Mochrie : No kidding.
Ryan Stiles : Is it popular?
[Wayne and Jonathan waver their hands]
Ryan Stiles : It IS popular?
Colin Mochrie : I believe it was Shakespeare who said, "Shall I compare thee to a morning dump? Yes."
[pointing to the three]
Colin Mochrie : Crap, crap, crap!
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Colin Mochrie : [in "What's in the Bag"]
[shaking a bag of peanuts]
Colin Mochrie : It's an ancient custom to wave your nuts at a sick alien.
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Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "If dogs went to therapy."
Wayne Brady : Yeah, doc, he treats me like crap because he's jealous because he can't do it.
Jonathan Mangum : You wanna know about my mother? That bitch.
Ryan Stiles : I sniff your ass, and you're charging ME a thousand dollars?
Colin Mochrie : I'm a talking dog. I got it pretty good.
Jonathan Mangum : You want me to lie on the couch?
[flailing excitedly]
Jonathan Mangum : I can get on the couch?