Mighty Med (TV Series)
It's Not the End of the World (2013)
Jake Short: Oliver
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Quotes
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[first lines]
Skylar Storm : Who's that?
Kaz : Ah, it's Horace's cousin, Boris Diaz, also known as Timeline. He's a superhero whose ability to see the future helps other heroes fight evil.
Oliver : Also, he's won every fantasy football league he's ever been in.
Skylar Storm : Oh. I'm gonna go introduce myself.
Oliver : You don't have to. He's already seen this conversation happen in the future, so he already knows all of our names.
Timeline : Hello, Luigi, Paul, Cinnamon
Kaz : I think there's something wrong with his powers.
Oliver : No, we haven's examined him yet. Don't jump to conclusions, Kaz.
Timeline : I see danger. Step forward, Luigi!
[Oliver quickly moves forward]
Oliver : See?
[a superhero in a wheelchair runs into Oliver]
Timeline : Step forward, Cinnamon!
[Kaz steps forward and is hit by a gurney]
Timeline : You are safe now.
[theme song starts]
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Kaz : Oh, hey Skylar
Skylar Storm : I can't wait for my first day of school tomorrow! I just hope it's better than school on my planet. If you're late, the teacher makes you stand in the corner.
Oliver : That doesn't sound so bad.
Skylar Storm : Corner is our word for oven.
Oliver : You'll do fine. Oh, and you know what? You should join the cheerleaders, because you're all bendy, and flippy, and can invite us to their parties.
Oliver : Could you excuse us?
[he pulls Kaz aside]
Oliver : Dude, I don't want Skylar to join the cheerleaders! She'll start hanging out with jocks whose muscles are bigger than my face! How can I compete with that?
Kaz : I don't know. Get a bigger face?
[Oliver goes back to Skylar]
Oliver : Skylar, if I were you, I'd stay away from the cheerleaders. I mean, two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate? Clearly not odd numbers.