The Neighbors (TV Series)

September Fools (2013)

Ian Patrick: Dick Butkus

Quotes 

• Dick Butkus : Listen, will you still love your kids when they're older?

  Debbie Weaver : Dick, I love my kids unconditionally. I will love them when they choose the wrong husbands and wives to marry. I will love them when they give birth to grandchildren that they never let me see. I will even love them when their father gets sick, and they never come to visit, and the only company I have is a Jamaican hospice nurse who comes once a week to help me clean his face and wipe his...

  Marty Weaver : Where are you right now?

• Dick Butkus : Videogames are for fat girls and virgins.

• Dick Butkus : Humans. TNLBTFTW. They Never Learn But They're Fun To Watch. I hope it'll catch on.

• Dick Butkus : I put the Weaver children in an aging machine.

  Larry Bird : Dick Butkus, how many times have I told you that machine is for ripening fruit and distressing denim only?

  Marty Weaver : You ripened and distressed our kids?