The Neighbors (TV Series)

September Fools (2013)

Jami Gertz: Debbie Weaver

Quotes 

• Dick Butkus : Listen, will you still love your kids when they're older?

  Debbie Weaver : Dick, I love my kids unconditionally. I will love them when they choose the wrong husbands and wives to marry. I will love them when they give birth to grandchildren that they never let me see. I will even love them when their father gets sick, and they never come to visit, and the only company I have is a Jamaican hospice nurse who comes once a week to help me clean his face and wipe his...

  Marty Weaver : Where are you right now?

• Marty Weaver : Larry, we're here! Where's the fire?

  Larry Bird : What? There's no fire. What are you talking about?

  Debbie Weaver : You called and said there was an emergency and to bring a fire extinguisher.

  Larry Bird : Yes, there is an emergency AND bring a fire extinguisher. They're two separate thoughts.