- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [to the two guys who pulled them over pretending to be motorcycle cops] We know a scam when we see one!
- Alex 'Tig' Trager: That's right, we do. I've seen Smokey and the Bandit a thousand times. Love that movie.
- Eli Roosevelt: I know explosives when I smell it.
- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: I can't tell you who, but I can tell you why. We're trying to end a relationship.
- Eli Roosevelt: [Sarcastically] Oh. Then she's very pissed off.
- Filip 'Chibs' Telford: [His voice dripping with old world and hard won wisdom] Aye. She sure is.
- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [In a reasonable tone] I need you both to apologize to all my guys for your behavior today.
- Officer Topher: You gotta be kiddin' me.
- Jackson 'Jax' Teller: [after elbowing Topher in the jaw, he smiles maniacally at the other officer] Do *you* think I'm kiddin'?
- Filip 'Chibs' Telford: [Handing the gavel to jax in the burned out remains of the clubhouse] We're gonna get through this, brother. Ya hear me?