- Andy Dwyer: Andy Dwyer - Guess who's back from London, no it's not Mr. Bean. Guess who's back from London, no it's not the Queen. It's not the Royal baby, I think his name is Jeff.
- Chris Traeger: She's filibustering on roller skates? She's going to be strapped into those things for hours!
- Ben Wyatt: I know this is a dire situation, but I swear to God this is like a crazy sex fantasy for me.