- Christy: Everybody's just been giving me hell today, my mom, my kids, my boss, a rude clerk at the 99 cent store.
- Marjorie: I've had days like that. You know what I finally found out? If everybody else is being an ass to me, that means that *I'm* the ass.
- Christy: Wait, you're saying *I'm* the ass?
- Marjorie: You catch on quick.
- [sits down]
- Christy: [under her breath, mockingly] You catch on quick.
- Christy: Violet, do you have an old pair of underwear that Roscoe can borrow?
- Violet Plunkett: He isn't screwed up enough already?
- Christy: It's a yes or no question, Violet.
- Violet Plunkett: So's mine.