Elena Gilbert: [on cell-phone] Please tell me I wasn't out of my mind leaving Damon in charge of Vampire Amnesia 101.
Caroline Forbes: What did he say, exactly?
Elena Gilbert: One text. "So far, so good." Which, in Damon-speak...
Caroline Forbes: ...means that they probably devoured a troop of Girl Scouts by now.
Elena Gilbert: Caroline...!
Caroline Forbes: I'm kidding. Kind of. Although it's not uncommon for patients with retrograde amnesia or other traumatic brain injuries to turn volatile.
Elena Gilbert: [chuckles] Okay, Dr. Forbes, since when do you know so much about amnesia?
Caroline Forbes: It's possible that I studied up on my Chem, Bio-Chem, Applied Micro Bio, Molecular Bio and Grey's Anatomy. The real one and the television show.
Elena Gilbert: You did all that for Stefan?
Caroline Forbes: Of course I did. And I'm trying to impress Dr. Maxfield. I figure if I could get closer to him, i.e. into his Biology class, I could figure out why he covered up our roommate's murder-by-vampire. And it's also possible that I have a study buddy.
[enters lab]
Caroline Forbes: Hi, Dr. Maxfield! Are you ready to go study, Jesse?
Elena Gilbert: Jesse? Dr. Maxfield's incredibly hot, funny and miraculously single lab assistant?
Caroline Forbes: I'm dragging him to our hometown graveyard bell-ringing ceremony.
Elena Gilbert: As in... creepy first date?
Caroline Forbes: As in study date. I might as well ring a bell for Tyler and me, because our relationship is on its deathbed.