- Homer Simpson: Well, as long as we're being brutally honest, that picture you drew of me in the third grade was far from a perfect likeness.
- Lisa Simpson: But you put it on the fridge.
- Homer Simpson: It was pity fridged!
- Lisa Simpson: Martin Prince took my essay subject. What do I do?
- Bart Simpson: Here's what you do. Write about your dad.
- Lisa Simpson: Everyone writes about their dad.
- Bart Simpson: Sure, everyone writes about the good dads, but with our dad, it's like climbing Mount Everest. You either plant your flag at the top, or you die there frozen. Either way, hell of a show.
- Lisa Simpson: My hero isn't someone famous.
- Homer Simpson: Pfth. Loser.
- Lisa Simpson: He's never accomplished anything great.
- Homer Simpson: Pa-thetic.
- Lisa Simpson: And he's not in any history book.
- Homer Simpson: Makes me sick.
- Lisa Simpson: He's my dad.
- Homer Simpson: Bwah?
- Brazil Fan: Nazis!
- Germany Fan: Nazi Harbourers!
- Bystander:: [chuckles] Guys, you're both right.
- Homer Simpson: I would live here, if not for the fish that swims up your pee stream. That's a deal breaker.
- Andrés Cantor: In choosing Homer Simpson, the World Cup has met its gooooooooal...!
- Announcer 1: Andrés Cantor, you know that is incorrect usage.
- Andrés Cantor: I have no controoooooool...! This job has taken its tooooooooll...!