- Brad Jones: It's weird that the things that should've involved mass amounts of cocaine probably didn't involve any.
- Brad Jones: The plot is that the kids are putting on a live show about the Bible, but they're getting stage fright. So leave it to the star of "Cut and Run" to help make their show more wholesome.
- [Miles transforms into Bibleman; the scene quickly transitions to a title card]
- Brad Jones: Holy shit! He just turned into a title card!
- Brad Jones: So, that's Bibleman, huh? He looks like if the Phantom fucked SpongeBob! Is this what it takes to make Willie Aames look strong? A costume made of FlexiBlocks?
- Bibleman/Miles: Well, how's the show going?
- Kid #1: It's doggone interesting!
- Brad Jones: Hey, hey! Language, little Billy! There's nothing interesting about this!
- Kid #2: Well, the truth is, Bibleman, there probably shouldn't be any show.
- Brad Jones: Right? I agree! These kids should be watching more appropriate things, like Robocop! I've still got my toy from when I was a kid.
- [presses button on toy, but nothing happens]
- Brad Jones: Sound effect doesn't work anymore.
- Kid #1: God's probably sitting up there and saying "Nice lame-o show, kids."
- Brad Jones: If God uses words like "lame-o," then I'm becoming an atheist, because apparently, God is Corey Feldman.
- Bibleman/Miles: On the other hand, I don't recall having seen the word "lame-o" in the Bible before.
- Brad Jones: However, the word "ass" is said, like, 87 times. So son, stop being an ass.
- [Bibleman hears distant evil laughter from above]
- Decepto: You are beaten, Bible-Blip!
- Brad Jones: Oh, Dr. Insano, how could you stoop this low?
- Decepto: No longer will you spread that ridiculous truth! From now on, all deception is mine!
- Bibleman/Miles: You can't win, Decepto!
- Brad Jones: Okay, I don't care what you call him. It's Dr. Insano, and I'd give anything to see Willie Aames and Scott Baio's asses sewn together.
- [last lines]
- Brad Jones: I may be going to Hell, but at least I got in some good Willie Aames jokes first. Plus, before I forget, the ending teaser to this "Bibleman" episode... is just weird.
- [after the "Bibleman" episode ends with a title card, we cut to Dr. Insano in front of a prison backdrop]
- Dr. Insano: You may have won this round, Bibleman, but my prison rape was cut short upon notice that I have sewn up my own ass! I will have my revenge, for there is a new scientist in the neighborhood. He lives downstairs, and that is understood! I'm there to take good care of you! Doctor Insano is in charge of your days and your nights, of your wrongs and your rights! And I sing, "I want. I want science in charge of me!"