Jimmy Carr: Self
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Jimmy Carr : You can't go around apologizing for jokes. They're jokes. So I've got a plan. The next time I get cancelled over a joke, the next time I upset people with a joke, I'm gonna come out on the day of the cancellation, I'm gonna make a statement, a public statement. I'm gonna say, I've rehearsed this, I'm gonna say 'I'm SORRY!' And the people I've offended will say 'You don't really mean that apology.' And I'll say 'So you're saying I can say something and not mean it.' Now you're getting it.
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Jimmy Carr : My girlfriend likes to be tied up. But it turns out, really scared of railroad tracks.
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Jimmy Carr : Do you want to hear my rape fantasy? Someone goes to jail for rape.
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Jimmy Carr : Obviously telling jokes with that kind of subject matter, I'm gonna get cancelled. That's the bad news. The good news is, I'm going down swinging.
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Jimmy Carr : I don't like having sex outdoors, but that is where women walk at night.
